Movember!
Nov
8
Dear all,
Some of you may have noticed the hairy little feller currently nestling on my upper lip. For the month of Movember I will be fostering an orphan moustache called Selleck. Selleck recently lost both of his dads to male cancer. He is a plucky little chap and can certainly overcome this dreadful blow, but he needs your help.
Please help Selleck achieve his true potential by donating whatever you can through my Movember mospace.
You can donate throughout the month of November and beyond. No amount is too small – every little helps! Your generous support can help to wipe out male cancers (such as testicular and prostate cancer), generally make the menfolk of Britain healthier, and ensure no poor little ‘tachelet need ever be orphaned again. Selleck needs only a little TLC to grow into the confident, luscious ‘tache that I know he can be.
Many thanks for your support, on behalf of myself and Selleck.
Ronan
(Reader Services)
For those who’d like to donate, but don’t like doing so online, I’ve made up a paper ‘Tache Cash List’, copies of which are in the Reader Services office and the Staff Room. Sign up on this list with your name and the amount you’d like to donate, and I’ll collect the money at the beginning of December. As an added enticement, all donations of £5.00 or more will receive a FREE ‘TACHE!* for the wearer to display their solidarity and simultaneously cut a hirsute dash.
*while stocks last – get in quick, people!